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The bill features a "Declaration of the Citizens of the United States," which
threatens politicians with populist muscle at the ballot box unless the border
issue is resolved. http://www .

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The cream-of-the-crop dating fiascos
will receive a gift card redeemable at nationwide Sam Goody , Suncoast
or Media Play stores.slick.

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"Dating is a game of chance, you never know what you are going to
get," said Cranky.

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New 'Money' From Slick.com Parodies and Protests Porous Borders

Bills come in
pads of 25.com

This release was issued on behalf of the above organization by
Send2Press(TM), a unit of Neotrope(R).

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Musicland operates more than 900 retail stores
and online under the names Sam Goody (samgoody.
The new bill can be viewed online at, and additional information can be
found at: http://www.

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The mailing included the congressional delegations and governors of all
border states as well as past buyers of their other satirical money which
lampoons politicians on both sides of the ideological divide.

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About Musicland

Musicland Group Inc. VALLEY CENTER, Calif. Bush and Mexican President Vicente Fox.

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"Even cupids make mistakes, so I created the
'Bad-Date Sweepstakes' as retribution for those who have experienced
dating agony thanks to an uninhibited arrow.

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com.com), Media Play
(mediaplay. The fake, but very realistic looking money, features the photo
portraits of George W.

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Whether an awkward moment, personality clash or just a train
wreck at first glance, it's the experience that defines the darker
side of the dating game. According to a recent survey from Sam Goody
stores, one third of survey respondents stated they don't plan for
Valentine's Day, making dating fiascos more likely this time of year."
Tagged as being a site for lovesick Valentines or those just sick
of Valentine's Day, CrankyCupid.Send2Press .

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Business Editors/Entertainment Editors

MINNEAPOLIS----Regardless if married
or single, we've all experienced it; the date that went incredibly
wrong.com) and Suncoast Motion Picture Company (suncoast.com

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''Check Please!'' Cash in on Dates Gone Bad; Valentine's Day Spoof Site CrankyCupid.com Offers Sweepstakes for Worst Date Experiences

, Crisp new five "dolares "
bills issued by the United States of Amexica are beginning to circulate in
border states. Michael Dalton
Johnson who operates Slick.

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For the
romantically-challenged, the site also has entertainment help
including top love songs, a music personality assessment to help set
the mood and compromise DVDs to keep harmony on Valentine's Day.com (http://www.

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The company is expanding and
diversifying its key entertainment offerings to satisfy the changing
needs of its consumers.slick.

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Thanks to an off-color cupid, your worst date might actually turn
out to be your best.

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Web
surfers can access the site at www.com), a political satire site,
created the faux currency, designed to protest and parody America's porous
borders.com/mediadrome/slickbill_72dpi.

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is a leading national specialty retailer of
music, movies and games that appeal to trend-conscious,
entertainment-focused consumers.

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*(Photo Caption: The satirical five dolares bill from Slick .com mailed 50,000 sample bills throughout the Southwest.

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This week Slick.

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Starting on Valentine's Day through February 28,
Cranky, the irritable and somewhat sarcastic cupid, is inviting
bad-date victims to submit their worst-date experiences through his
Web site, www.com offers visitors realistic advice
and observations on love, Valentine's Day survey results, humorous
blog entries and break up lines to get the point across.com) in
48 states, Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands .com reflects
popular support for border reform among American voters.