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Legal Notice Regarding Forward-Looking Statements: "Forward-looking
statements" as defined in the Private Securities Litigation Reform Act of 1995
may be included in this news release.

Certain oral and written statements of the management of the Company
included in this press release may contain forward-looking statements
within the meaning of Section 27A of the U.e.

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The company's Medical Services Division has operations in 22 states
servicing hospital and medical facilities with a complete range of medical
staff, including doctors, nurses and technicians.

The contractual dispute was referred to the Contract Claims Resolution
Board (CCRB) earlier this year.org).S.

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About MSSI-TeleScience
In operation since 1992, MSSI-TeleScience International, Inc.
MSSI-TeleScience International currently has over 200 employees and
continues to grow its staff and contracts. Recent changes to the Limitations Act,
Ontario require the Company to take this action to preserve its rights,
should the CCRB process be unsuccessful.MacReport.

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com . These statements relate to future events
or our future financial performance. (OTC BB: MDER)
(OTC BB: MDERW) announced today that it has filed a Notice of Action
against Public Works and Government Services Canada claiming funds that it
is still owed from the Company's recently completed contract with the
Canadian Forces, Department of National Defence. As soon as he got to Sacramento, the Governor put
vital health policy up for sale .
-- Postponing for at least three years safer care in general hospital
medical units.

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VIENNA, Va.
There are important risk factors that could cause actual results to differ
from those contained in forward-looking statements, including , but not limited
to, risks associated with changes in general economic and business conditions
(including in the information technology and financial information industry),
actions of our competitors , the extent to which we are able to develop new
services and markets for our services, the time and expense involved in such
development activities, the level of demand, market acceptance of our services
and changes in our business strategies. The words "plan," "expect," "believe," "intend,"
"anticipate ," "forecast," "target," "estimate" and similar expressions
identify forward-looking statements.

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is a
provider of long-term medical personnel, homeland security and technology
services to federal , state and local government agencies and to the private
sector. The company has been named as a participant in a
$1 billion IDIQ (Indefinite Delivery Indefinite Quantity) contract with the
Commonwealth of Pennsylvania for homeland security equipment. For more information, visit the
company's website at http://www. "Are hospital, drug and insurance companies
'special interest'? Of course not. CNA said the ad will run in other yet to be announced
locations as well (the ad, along with more background on the governor's record
may be viewed on the CNA website at http://www.

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B. (OTC Bulletin Board: MSSI), a
provider of long-term medical personnel, homeland security and technology
services to federal, state and local governments, announced today that it has
signed a new contract with the Walter P.
-- Vetoes of bills that protect patients and consumers.

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B.
For MSSI-TeleScience inquiries, call 1-800-811-9499 x125 or e-mail:
investmentrelations@telescience. MSSI-TeleScience
disclaims any intention or obligation to revise any forward-looking statements
whether as a result of new information, future developments or otherwise. Is that what
he meant? No," the ad reads."
"The reason is simple. Schwarzenegger also plans to travel around the U.

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Carter Center .

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PRESS RELEASE Med-Emerg International Initiates Action to Preserve Its Rights in Contract Dispute

These services include physician
and nurse staffing and recruitment, clinical management services, a
national drug infusion service, and a comprehensive physician practice
management program.

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Nurses, students, teachers, and consumers have been stepping up the
critique of the Republican governor in recent weeks for policies increasingly
slanted toward his corporate donors at the expense of the general public.

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The company's Technology Division provides systems integration and
information technology services to the federal government, as well as
emergency equipment , decontamination products, vehicles and supplies to state
and local governments.





Med-Emerg International Inc.
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may be found
at: http://www.com .S.
Med-Emerg International Inc. These
forward-looking statements include statements about the Company's marketing
strategy, future sales growth, profitability, competitive position, and
release of new products. Arnold Schwarzenegger on patient safety and his depiction of RNs as a
"special interest" while he sets new records for corporate fundraising.
"California nurses take 'special interest' in their patients. in his
fundraising campaign coinciding with his efforts to take his program national,
including a proposal to privatize retirement security for public employees
paralleling the Bush Administration's national plan to privatize Social
Security. The governor was forced to scurry through a back
entrance to avoid the picketers. the film
commission .


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Carter Center, a unit of the Maryland
Department of Health and Mental Hygiene.S., The California Nurses Association
today sponsored a full page ad in the New York Times, the latest in a series
of protests by registered nurses in California challenging the policies of
Gov.
In the latest protest Tuesday night, some 300 RNs, students, teachers, and
union members braved a rainstorm in Sacramento to shower Schwarzenegger with
jeers as he arrived at a film premiere for a movie featuring several of his
film industry friends.
-- The proposed elimination of the independent board to ensure uniform
nursing standards while protecting boards favored by his donors , i.

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Sahay said, "This new contract win is an example of our commitment to
expand our customer base and we look forward to supplying these services to
the Maryland Department of Health and Mental Hygiene ."
MSSI-TeleScience is currently pursuing additional, similar staffing
opportunities with public and private entities across the Unites States.telescience. Securities Exchange Act of 1934.

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Sahay, President
and CEO of MSSI-TeleScience International, Inc. The contract has one base year and two options years , ending
December 31, 2007.

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Army, the U. Department
of Health and Human Services and the state of California.
Investors are cautioned that these forward-looking statements are neither
promises nor guarantees, and are subject to risks and uncertainties that
may cause future results to differ materially from those expected. By this governor's definition, a 'special
interest' is anyone who refuses to cut him checks.

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6 million, and
this year has told the press he plans to raise at least another $50 million to
promote his agenda.
"He has turned the state Capitol into an animal house for corporate
interests and we want to say the party's over," says Rose Ann DeMoro,
executive director of the 60,000-member CNA.

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MSSI-TeleScience Wins Nurse Staffing Contract With Maryland Department of Health and Mental Hygiene




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MEII specializes in the coordination and delivery of emergency and primary
health care related services in Canada. Generous corporations are cashing in big
time," states the ad.
Over 6,000 RNs have joined nine public actions since December to protest:

-- Suspension of safe RN staffing ratios in emergency rooms which
threatens the health and safety of tens of thousands of Californians needing
emergency care.

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More information about MSSI-TeleScience International, Inc. The company holds multiple
long-term contracts, including those with the U. Securities Act of 1933, and
Section 21E of the U.

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These statements are only predictions and
may differ materially from actual future results or events.S. Forward-looking statements are based
on assumptions made by and information currently available to the Company.

California Nurses Association Steps Up Challenge to Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger With New Ad Campaign

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For this new customer, MSSI will supply Registered Nurses (RN), Licensed
Practical Nurses (LPN ) and Certified Nurse Assistants (CNA) to the Walter P. OAKLAND, Calif. In
his first year in office , Schwarzenegger raised more than $26.

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The
Company does not undertake to review or update these forward -looking
statements.

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