"We're flying in five gutsy readers ready to jump on stage to tell a
joke," said Jackie Leo , editor in chief of the magazine.

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99 and $14. Reader's Digest is published in 19 languages and 48 editions
worldwide.

Chief Security Officers Gather at 3rd CSO Interchange in Chicago to Address
Key Security Concerns

CHICAGO, Policy compliance, internal security
threats and increased job complexity topped the list of concerns for more than
60 security executives who met yesterday in Chicago for the third CSO
Interchange."

Additional findings from the survey include:

- 64% of CSOs surveyed are more concerned about compliance this year than
they were last year, and 38% report their budget for compliance
solutions grew during the past year;
- 74% say their organization must comply with more than five laws and
regulations;
- 68% say their security budget is less than 10% of their total IT
budget;
- 83% outsource less than 10% of their security, and 40% do not outsource
security processes at all;
- 70% feel they do not receive sufficient early warning for cyberattacks.

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According the survey , nearly 100% of CSOs feel they are well prepared to
handle spam, worms and viruses, denial of service attacks, and hacker attacks.

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spotlight along with some of the funniest people in New York for a memorable
night of hilarious comedy.

"The role of the CSO continues to become more complex.

About CSO Interchange
Howard Schmidt , former White House advisor, and Philippe Courtot, Qualys
Chairman and CEO, heard countless tales about security professionals tackling
similar problems, reinventing the wheel, or worse, learning from disastrous
mistakes that might have been avoided.

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The editors really believed in the project and brought so much to
the production; they made it feel like a concert performance should.457.

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The magazine celebrates ordinary people doing extraordinary things, and
delivers a compelling mix of humor, personal service and other human-interest
stories. CSOs now have
responsibility for internal and external threats, compliance with regulatory
mandates, and attention to bottom line business performance," said Philippe
Courtot, co-founder of CSO Interchange and CEO of Qualys."
This year's event included keynotes from top security experts from
Carnegie Mellon University , General Motors Corporation, Microsoft and
Pershing, as well as interactive roundtable discussions on a variety of topics
including compliance, outsourcing, security measurement, early warning systems
and mobile device security.csointerchange.

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Northern Lights Post & Mr. Wonderful are located at:
135 West 27th Street, New York, NY 10001. The Reader's Digest Annual Event Benefits St.
Reader's Digest reaches about 100 million readers worldwide each month. Believing security executives could
benefit by exchanging ideas with one another, Schmidt and Courtot formed CSO
Interchange .

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Hosted by The Late Show with David Letterman's Eddie Brill, the evening's
lineup features comedians Caroline Rhea, Bill Burr, a special appearance by
Charles Grodin and the amateur finalists in the Reader's Digest 'Tell-A-Joke'
Contest, selected from readers nationwide.

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The DVD and CD will be available for a suggested retail
price of $14. The second
annual event, co-chaired by Marlo Thomas and Bob Balaban, was created by
Reader's Digest magazine, whose popular column, "Laughter , the Best Medicine,"
inspired the idea.

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celebrity judges, and a star -studded list of patrons and contributors will
gather on March 21 at Gotham Comedy Club's new flagship location in New York
City to raise money for St. The third CSO Interchange forum was sponsored by Qualys with the
participation of the (ISC)2.

Complete survey results and graphics are available upon request from the
CSO Interchange media contacts. Chief Security Officers face unique
challenges, but need not face them alone.

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"What is so amazing about Northern Lights Post is the sheer talent of the
editors," comments Director Adam Reid.com
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Northern Lights Post partnered with Reid on the project, pooling resources
and talent during the six-week turnaround time . www.6500.
"Laughter, The Best Medicine" has appeared in Reader's Digest magazine
since 1947 .

Survey Reveals Security Executives Least Prepared to Prevent Inadvertent Loss of Data and Social Engineering Attacks

However, 88% feel their organizations are least prepared to handle inadvertent
loss of data, social engineering and inappropriate use. In addition,
75% reported their jobs have become more difficult or substantially more
difficult than they were last year. "Sharing information about security issues and openly discussing
solutions helps security professionals make more informed decisions that will
better protect the organizations and the customers they serve. "Through the open
environment provided at CSO Interchange, we have learned CSOs are still
looking for support for policies, procedures and technologies to lockdown
their networks and secure data.

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PRESS RELEASE Northern Lights Post Contributes to First-Ever Stand-Up DVD From Gilbert Gottfried

Wonderful
provided editorial, graphics and postproduction services on the DVD
content, working closely with Director Adam Reid of Flycollar Films and
Gottfried himself. This
journey into the twisted and horrifyingly perverse mind of Gottfried cannot
be found elsewhere.
The September issue of Reader's Digest asked contestants to phone in with
their best jokes.
Judging the competition will be writer/director Marshall Brickman, Good
Morning America's Joel Siegel and comedy producer Marion Grodin. Participants at CSO Interchange discussed a wide variety of
security issues and revealed their top-of-mind concerns through an interactive
survey conducted at the event.

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Founded by former White House advisor Howard Schmidt and Qualys CEO
Philippe Courtot, CSO Interchange provides a forum for Chief Security Officers
at corporations , government agencies and other organizations to exchange
ideas, discuss challenges and learn from the real-world experiences of their
peers.

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"Gilbert Gottfried Dirty Jokes," the
first-ever stand-up DVD from the world's most outrageous comedian, will be
released on both DVD and CD on December 6th by Image Entertainment, Inc.

"Gilbert Gottfried Dirty Jokes" features 50 non-stop minutes of Gottfried
telling the funniest and filthiest jokes ever.

During postproduction Gottfried himself became a fixture at Northern Lights
Post. More information about CSO Interchange can be
found at http://www.

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To give something extra to his fans, Gottfried shot an additional 30
minutes of footage off-stage to include in the special features.
"The goal of CSO Interchange is to provide an environment where security
executives can interact with their peers, share best practices and freely
discuss the issues they face," said Howard Schmidt, co-founder of CSO
Interchange and former special advisor for Cyberspace Security at the White
House .

Common types of jokes are numskull jokes (about naivete and foolishness), political jokes, sexual jokes , moron jokes, and immigrant jokes.

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The show was filmed live at
the Gotham Comedy Club in New York on May 9, 2005 and builds to a grand
finale known as the Dirtiest Joke of All Time (also featured in "The
Aristocrats"). Gottfried says, "I can't vouch for their work, but I did get several
free lunches and use of the phone for long distance calls.nlpedit.

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"Everyone involved loves Gilbert 's
humor. Touted by
Adam Reid as the "most amazing part of the disc," Gottfried gives a
one -of-a-kind, intimate performance speaking directly to the viewer on a
sweeping range of subjects from English muffins to famous people. Jude Children's Research
Hospital

PLEASANTVILLE, N. Five finalists will perform onstage during the star-studded
event and the winner will be featured in an upcoming issue of the magazine. Reader's Digest has awarded $25 million dollars to humor
contributors. The result is an intimate, high-level forum to take place in a
no -sales-pitch environment.