vintela.' Where else can the average guy get a chance to
star in his own commercial?"

Sporting a Clean Image

Regional on-campus winners (51 in total) will be selected to showcase their
perfect punchlines in reality-TV-style commercials that will air on four
consecutive Saturdays during college football games beginning October 22,
2005.OldSpice.

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Founder + CEO, Dr.

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Better Lather Than Never

Old Spice High Endurance Body Wash, a dual-action formula, with its rich
gel, superior lather and long-lasting scent, is designed to wash away dirt
and odor while leaving skin feeling clean and refreshed.

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"Since entering into agreements last November, Vintela and Microsoft have
worked to offer customers comprehensive integration solutions for their
heterogeneous environments based on existing and established Microsoft
technologies ," said Felicity McGourty, director of marketing, Windows and
Enterprise Management division, Microsoft Corp. in the United States and/or other countries. Viewers also will get a
behind-the-scenes glimpse of life on the road for the female
correspondents.

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The funny man with the most votes
will be crowned "America's Cleanest Comic" and will be awarded a VIP
all-expense paid, comedy trip for two to Las Vegas. Please
visit www.

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About Vintela, Inc.

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* Integrated Systems Management -- IT administrators and systems
integrators will discover how to utilize SMS 2003 to seamlessly manage
Unix, Linux, and Mac OS X systems from within their existing SMS
Administration Console, eliminating the need for additional management
consoles or expensive duplicate infrastructure. Vintela is a trademark of
Vintela, Inc. Old Spice Body Wash is available nationwide
in grocery stores, drug stores and mass merchandisers for a suggested
retail price of $3.

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Product and
company names herein may be trademarks of their registered owners in the
United States and/or other countries.



"America's Cleanest Comic Competition,"
sponsored by Old Spice High Endurance Body Wash, is launching a national
casting call for students to put their "cleanest" bathroom humor to good
use and showcase their best shower stand-up.com, where consumers can vote
for their favorite "cleanest" comic.OldSpice. The company has one of the strongest portfolios of trusted, quality
leadership brands, including Pampers, Tide, Ariel, Always,
Whisper, Pantene , Bounty, Pringles, Folgers, Charmin,
Downy, Lenor, Iams, Crest, Actonel, Olay, Nice 'n
Easy, Head & Shoulders and Wella.pg.

1. This holds so true with referrals. I would
suggest you perform a reality check to see just how effectively you are
referring the people in your networking group .MastersofSuccess.biz)

Contact:
Michael Drew
850-747-8188
e-mail protected from spam bots

This press release distributed by PRWEB (http://www.

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You might be surprised to find
how little you actually refer others, or that you consistently refer the same
two or three people.prwebdirect.

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Anyone Can Come Clean

For those without a funny bone, there is still a chance to win a
gut-busting, laugh-out-loud comedy-filled trip for two to Las Vegas by
entering the "America's Cleanest Comic" national sweepstakes at
www.99.com

About P&G (NYSE: PG)

Two billion times a day, P&G brands touch the lives of people around the
world.com) and
the recently released #1 best-seller, Masters of Success
(http://www.

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Your referral partners are testing you, checking you out
and making sure that you deserve to have their valuable clients and contacts
turned over to you.

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com.

2. Referrals: After cultivating relationships and proving yourself to be
reliable, you get referrals as the end result. Ivan Misner is the author of several book's including the
NY Times best-seller, Masters of Networking, (http://www.

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The Old Spice web site also features a photo gallery of regional winners
and colorful biographies of the female emcees.

For more information about Old Spice High Endurance Body Wash, a chance to
win a clean break to Las Vegas, and an opportunity to vote on your favorite
college comic, visit www.

Boost Sales With More Referrals

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Vintela Integrates Non-Windows Systems With Microsoft Infrastructure and
Management Technologies

SAN FRANCISCO, Vintela, a leading provider of
innovative platform integration solutions, is working with Microsoft to
demonstrate its infrastructure interoperability and enterprise management
solutions at the RSA Conference.OldSpice.

Old Spice High Endurance Body Wash is available in five refreshingly clean
masculine fragrances: Fresh, Pure Sport, Mountain Rush, Pacific Surge and
Arctic Force (18 fluid oz.MastersofNetworking.

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Vintela solutions integrate platforms including Windows, Unix,
Linux, Mac, and Java systems through Microsoft technologies such as SMS,
Active Directory, Group Policy, and SFU.com) is a referral networking organization, which at last
count had over 3,600 individual chapters in 22 countries worldwide.

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"
Vintela and Microsoft will join forces to showcase demonstrations focused
on the following integrated infrastructure and management solutions:

* Integrated Authentication -- Through standards such as Kerberos , LDAP,
and others, IT and security administrators will learn how Vintela's
integration solutions for identity and access management natively and
elegantly facilitate single sign -on of Unix, Linux, and Java/J2EE
environments using Microsoft Active Directory without the need for
cumbersome, costly, and difficult-to-manage synchronization and meta-
directory solutions, and without additional infrastructure. For more information on Vintela
products , visit http://www. "This promotion strongly ties to our brand equity of 'Real
Performance for Real Guys.com for the latest news and in-depth information about P&G and
its brands., When businesspeople begin
developing a referral-based business, they receive a vastly smaller percentage
of referrals their first year.

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Vintela Demonstrates Windows-to-Unix/Linux/Java/Mac Integration at RSA Conference

"For organizations that are
already realizing the benefits of Active Directory, Group Policy, or SMS 2003,
Vintela's products extend those solutions beyond Windows to the rest of the
enterprise for streamlined operations, increased efficiency, quicker ROI, and
a foundation for greater security .

(C) 2004 Vintela, Inc.

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Vintela provides a family of innovative, extensible platform integration
solutions built around the Vintela Integration Architecture (VIA) that enable
non -Windows environments to integrate with Microsoft-centric environments.

Comedy On Demand and More

As an added bonus, ON DEMAND, Comcast's video on demand (VOD) service, will
showcase the worst jokes, outtakes, bloopers and a day-in-the life of
select contestants from the time he is selected until the time he delivers
his joke in the portable Old Spice shower. The P&G community consists of
almost 110,000 employees working in over 80 countries worldwide. Reliability: For the first year or so in a networking group, you are
putting in your time.

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"This is a great opportunity for Old Spice to reach its consumer in a fun,
irreverent way," said David Palmer, Brand Manager for Old Spice Personal
Cleansing.

The commercials, which have a late-night talk show-feel with female emcees
reporting live from each location, will air on local Comcast Cable networks
such as Comcast SportsNet, ESPN, ESPN2 and Fox Sports Net.).

3.

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The RSA Conference joins the ever-growing list of events where Vintela and
Microsoft team to demonstrate how organizations can extend and enable true
native integration between Windows and non-Windows environments. 3 Secrets to Help You Increase Lead Generation From Networking Opportunities

UPLAND, Calif.

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These key infrastructure technologies enhance the security and manageability
of applications and systems for companies with heterogeneous operating
environments.

Thousands of comedic hopefuls from 17 college campuses across the country
will audition for the "America's Cleanest Comic Competition "; ultimately 51
guys will make the cut and have the opportunity to compete for the ultimate
title of "America's Cleanest Comic. In order for someone to
receive, someone else has to give.bni.


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* Integrated Configuration Management -- Utilizing Microsoft Group
Policy , attendees at the event will learn how to extend an existing
Group Policy framework to enable IT administrators to apply policies
to Unix and Linux systems from within Active Directory . Consumers can
watch the spots in Atlanta, Baltimore, Boston, Chicago, Dallas, Denver,
Detroit , Cincinnati, Los Angeles, Miami, Nashville, Orlando, Philadelphia,
Phoenix, Pittsburgh, Portland , Sacramento, Seattle, San Francisco and
Washington D.com.

BNI (http://www.

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All rights reserved.

PRESS RELEASE College Students Enlisted for Shower-Curtain Casting Call

" Dressed in bathrobes and bathing
suits, the top three comics from each college campus will put their skills
to the test when they take their comedic performances to tailgate crowds
and deliver their "cleanest" joke from the portable shower while lathering
up with Old Spice High Endurance Body Wash -- in the center of the tailgate
party.C. Why is
this the case? The reasons are the 3 R's of networking -- relationship ,
reliability, and referrals. Relationships: Word-of-mouth is about "relationship marketing.

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Vintela is the first independent software
vendor (ISV) with solutions that enable non-Windows systems (including Unix,
Linux, Mac, and Java) to be managed natively from within Microsoft products
and technologies such as Microsoft Active Directory, Microsoft Group Policy,
Microsoft Systems Management Server (SMS) 2003 and Microsoft Operations
Manager (MOM) 2005. The winners from each school will progress to the finals and be
featured in streaming video on www. After the second year, the statistic is about
twice as high as the first, and after the third year, it really jumps.com/ ), a
service of eMediawire.

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The national sweepstakes runs from October 3 through
November 12, 2005." If
you approach the first year of your involvement in a networking group with the
sole motivation of getting to know the other members well, you will be far
ahead of the game.

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