By offering integrated professional
illustration, photo editing, and bitmap to vector conversion
applications together in one package, we know customers will be very
impressed by this complete solution," said Nick Davies, Corel's
General Manager Graphics. "Version 12 will make our
technical writing process more productive and enable us to ensure a
great customer experience by providing high-quality product manuals
and documentation.com

(C) 2005 Corel Corporation. Gene L. That televised event promoted a 20% jump in
colonoscopy rates nationwide, and USA Today reported a
higher rate of colonoscopies sustained for nearly a year
after the show. Syn has been careful to avoid
the crass, bathroom humor that so many of today's comedians
and writers use, and has even found a way to help people
explain bowel movements to their doctors, in the
giggle-worthy "Poopie List. Closely watch for symptoms
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- Powerful language support - Dynamic language switching allows
multiple language versions to be installed on a single machine.

PRESS RELEASE Colorectal Health Book 'Jokes from the Hole' Shows Laughter Is the Best Medicine to Prevent Cancer

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This integrated collection of
software applications is unmatched by any other offering in the
industry, giving value-conscious customers access to a powerful
collection of tools at a price lower than what other vendors charge
for a single application. For the first time, businesses have access to an
affordable and comprehensive suite that's ideal for meeting their
needs - whether they have one technical illustrator on staff or need
to deploy a powerful solution to an entire documentation team," added
Davies.3; Corel (R) SVG Viewer(TM); ANSI, DIN, ISO,
engineering and architectural templates; and comprehensive symbol
libraries containing over 4000 manufacturing, electrical, and
architectural symbols.com/designer .
Each year, 140,000 people are
diagnosed with Colorectal Cancer; each year, 65,000 people
in the U. Author Dr. Syn. To quote "Jokes from
the Hole":

"For those who have experienced the indignity, a physician
claims that the following are actual comments made by his
patients while he was performing their colonoscopies:

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2. High-fiber
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telephone at (949 )
770-0403, fax (949) 770-7471 or email fortunetwo@cox.

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The suite will be available next
month in English, French, and German, and a fully functional trial
version is now available for download from www. die from it.

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New tools
like the Projected Drawing Mode will make production of technical
graphics so much faster...

Pricing and Availability

Starting today, customers can download the multi-lingual
(English, French and German) free trial version directly from Corel
at www.corel .

"It is my hope this joke book and sound medical advice
contained therein will relieve and save hundreds and
thousands of lives by bringing this sensitive topic out of
the closet, into conversation, and into the caring hands of
colon and rectal surgeons," says Dr.

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Corel DESIGNER 12 - Taking Advanced Technical Illustration to a New
Level

- Professional, specialized, precision drawing - New and enhanced
features including the Projected Drawing Mode, Dynamic Guides,
Gravity, and the ability to add Object Data-Hot Spotting enable
users to create their drawings precisely and with more speed than
ever before. A $99 education
license is also available. Upgrade pricing is open to customers who
own the following software applications: Corel DESIGNER versions 9
and 10, Micrografx DESIGNER (any version), Micrografx/iGrafx(R)
Business, Micrografx/iGrafx (R) FlowCharter(R), Micrografx Picture
Publisher(R), Microsoft Visio(R), Autodesk AutoCAD LT(R), and
ACD(TM)/Deneba(TM) Canvas(TM). Oh, boy! That was sphincterriffic!
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The suite offers customers exclusive high-powered
functionality not available in any competing application in its
price point. Syn, a Colon &
Rectal Surgeon, believes that humor can break through the
embarrassment and taboo people have about discussing their
nether-regions and digestive systems to reduce these
diagnoses.

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- Maximizing data integrity - Support for a multitude of vector file
formats including open-standard SVG and CGM v4, AutoCAD(R) 2004,
PDF, and a full complement of bitmap formats ensures seamless
integration into a technical illustrator's workflow. For more information , please visit www. Sadly, Sharon Osbourne,
rock icon Ozzy's wife (MTV's "The Osbournes" reality show
and her own talk show) was recently diagnosed with colon
cancer, has had surgery to remove cancerous cells and is
undergoing chemotherapy; she remains upbeat and educated." "Jokes from the Hole" asks , "Why just laugh when you
can learn too?"

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As a result, the user can interact with data and objects
easily, speeding the creation of complex technical illustrations. All rights reserved ."

In "Jokes from the Hole," Dr.

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Corel DESIGNER Technical Suite 12 comprises the following: Corel
DESIGNER 12 for precise technical illustration and layout; Corel
PHOTO-PAINT(R) 12 for professional image editing; CorelTRACE(TM) 12
to convert bitmaps and legacy paper documents into vector graphics;
and Corel CAPTURE(TM) 12 to create screen captures, an integral
component of many technical documents .

"Every new feature added to Corel DESIGNER Technical Suite 12 was
engineered with the needs of technical illustrators and their
specific workflow in mind. Starting next month, the full suite will
be available for purchase through Corel and its reseller partners.

"Jokes from the Hole " is the most current offering in a line
of celebrity and expert endorsements for colorectal
awareness , the first and most famous being Katie Couric's
nationally televised colonoscopy on "The Today Show " in
March 2000. Can you hear me NOW?
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the best medicine.

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what a powerful tool!" said Cathy Thayer ,
Technical Illustrator at Mercury Marine. Early screening and detection
3.' Take the first step to see a colon and
rectal surgeon.

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Now, with the introduction of the Corel
DESIGNER Technical Suite 12, we are looking at a whole new range of
possibilities for vector drawing and digital photo editing.

Suggested retail pricing (US) for Corel DESIGNER Technical Suite
12 is $699 for full product and $299 for the upgrade. Take it easy, Doc; you're boldly going where no man has
gone before . Syn's 10 Keys to Colon and Rectal Health title each
chapter, elaborating with jokes, prose and illustration:

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Users can also create, deploy, and manage
custom templates and symbols for standard use throughout an
organization. Founded in 1985, Corel is headquartered
in Ottawa, Canada. Corel , the Corel
logo, Corel DESIGNER, CorelDRAW, PHOTO-PAINT, Corel CAPTURE,
CorelTRACE, Micrografx , iGrafx, FlowCharter, Picture Publisher,
WordPerfect, Painter, Natural-Media, and Paint Shop, are trademarks
or registered trademarks of Corel Corporation and/or its
subsidiaries. Syn's book, "Jokes from the Hole" (Hole Humor
Publications, 2005), is the first book to suggest 10 Keys To
Colon and Rectal Health, interspersed with hilarious
anecdotes, one-liners and original cartoon illustrations . If you can see a doctor earlier, then
major treatment or surgery sometimes can be avoided.

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News Editors

OTTAWA----Corel Corporation today
introduces Corel DESIGNER(R) Technical Suite 12 , the latest version of
the company's award-winning technical graphics software. Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
5." He's cleverly taken a jab at
pop culture with his twist on the MasterCard ad campaign:

"Ex-Lax: $5
Metamucil: $10
Barium Enema: $100
Colonoscopy: $1000

A great bowel movement: Priceless"

The film industry certainly has had its share of digestive
digs throughout the years, with memorable bathroom scenes in
such hits as "Ace Ventura , Pet Detective," "Dumb & Dumber"
and the classic
fire-pit flatulence scene in "Blazing Saddles ." Witness also
comedian George Carlin's timeless, 24-word, "Excrement
List. Exercise regularly
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Offering an exceptional price/performance ratio and superior ease
of use, Corel DESIGNER Technical Suite 12 was created for
professional illustrators working in the manufacturing, automotive,
aerospace, defense, landscaping, and apparel industries. He draws
his humor from conversations with other surgeons, personal
experience and his own bedside manner . You put your left hand in; you take your left hand out. Hydration
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well as individual cartoon prints) at
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New
Unicode support makes it easy to create multilingual documents
(including Czech, Greek, and Asian languages), enabling teams
located around the world to work more efficiently.

"Corel DESIGNER is playing a key role in the development of
technical documentation at Mercury Marine. Decrease stress
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- Fully customizable and scriptable environment - Technical
illustrators can adapt their working environment by automating
repetitive tasks with Microsoft(R) Visual Basic(R) for Applications
or customizing the user interface to mimic other graphics
applications, including previous versions of Corel and Micrografx
DESIGNER .

About Corel

Corel Corporation provides innovative software solutions that
help millions of value-conscious businesses and consumers in over 75
countries improve their productivity.

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Corel Corporation Introduces Corel DESIGNER(R) Technical Suite 12-Corel Delivers the World's Most Complete and Affordable Technical Graphics Suite

With DESIGNER's drawing
and callout tools , as well as its versatility in working with many
different file formats, it has become an essential part of our
graphic creation process."

"Jokes from the Hole" is the premiere release from Hole
Publications, now available at Amazon.

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All other product, font and company names and logos are
trademarks or registered trademarks of their respective companies.net.

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"This suite is unique because it has been created specifically
for technical illustration - distinct from other offerings that are
simply re-purposed CAD, flowcharting, or creative graphics
applications.corel. The Company is renowned for its
powerful software portfolio that combines innovative photo editing
and graphics creation, vector-illustration, and technical-graphics
applications along with office and personal productivity solutions. In May 2005, Oprah Winfrey hosted renowned
Surgeon Dr. Stop straining
9 . Syn, "This book could apply to any other
part of the body.

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Corel was acquired by San Francisco -based Vector Capital in
August 2003, and since that time, has both re-established growth for
its flagship product lines and achieved multiple consecutive quarters
of corporate profitability. Mehmet Oz ("Second Opinion," Discovery Health
Channel) to discuss "three things to do in the bathroom" and
how to promote colorectal health.

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Corel
DESIGNER Technical Suite 12 is designed specifically to make technical
illustrators more productive, enabling them to create technical
documentation, instructional manuals, and maintenance references with
exceptional precision and speed."

What 's Included?

In addition to the four key applications, Corel DESIGNER 12,
Corel PHOTO-PAINT (R) 12, CorelTRACE(TM) 12, and Corel CAPTURE(TM) 12,
Corel DESIGNER Technical Suite 12 includes: Microsoft Visual Basic
for Applications 6. Syn is a
practicing colon and rectal surgeon, a fellow of the
American Society of Colon and Rectal Surgeons and President
of the Southern California Colon and Rectal Center. Medications
6." He
also adds, with regard to disease heredity, "DNA does not
mean 'Do Not Ask. For more information or to
schedule interviews, please contact Scot C.

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The suite is
universally compatible, supporting more than 75 file formats
including AutoCAD(R) 2004, Scalable Vector Graphics (SVG), Adobe(R)
Illustrator(R), CorelDRAW(R), TIFF, and many more.

- Industry -standard templates and symbols - Industry-standard
templates and an extensive set of reusable symbols for
manufacturing, electrical, and architectural requirements make
users more efficient by saving them from having to start every
project from scratch.
Corel's flagship products include the CorelDRAW(R) Graphics Suite,
the WordPerfect(R) Office Suite, the Corel Painter(TM)
Natural -Media(R) painting and illustration software, Corel DESIGNER
Technical Suite, and the Paint Shop(TM ) Family of digital photography
and image-editing software.

Born and raised in Southern California , Dr.

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